Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question." "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…):
This is courage

Common expressions in English

Common expressions in English
1. Long time no see -> which means greeting someone by saying you have not met that person for a long time.
Hi, how are you..long time no see!!
2. Twenty four by seven -> Full time .full week.
I will work twenty four seven.
you can also write this like 24/7
3. Beat around the bush -> Not talking direct.
Stop!.. come to the point.. stop beat around the bush.
4. Sick and tired -> I hate
5. Back and forth -> Backward and forwad
I have been running back and forth for my project.
6. What's the catch ->Looks too good to be true.
oh!! whats the catch... !
7. Give me a hand -> Asking for help
Can you give me a hand please?
8. What a small world -> reaction to an unexpected coincidence.
9. Come on -> Please hurry up
Please come on!!
10. Fat chance -> Greater possibility
There is a fat chance of winning this competition.

H1B FYI 2015

As you know H1B lottery has been completed and premium processing is already started. Now Candidate who is applied for normal processing is also getting receipt from USCIS.
Once you got the receipt, you can check each and every status from Click Here.

From CareerAdvent, you can read the updates of H1B.

MBBS at Banaras Hindu University (BHU): Register by April 30

Institute of Medical Sciences, Banaras Hindu University has invited applications for admission to MBBS/BDS) Courses-2014. Those seeking admission to MBBS/BDS Course 2014 in the Institute of Medical Sciences, BHU must register themselves online in the prescribed application form available on the BHU website (www.bhu.ac.in/ims) alongwith the processing fee. However, the admission will be done on the basis of their merit in the AIPMT-2014 examination. Application can be submitted till 30/04/14
The fee for registration to UG Courses will be Rs.1000/- for General and OBC candidates and Rs.600/- for PC,SC& ST candidates. All candidates eligible for AIPMT- 2014 are eligible for registering themselves irrespective of their State of domicile. The applications uploaded after the last date on any account will not be registered.

Those who register for admission to MBBS/BDS course 2014 must submit their score card of AIPMT 2014 to the Director, Institute of Medical Sciences, Banaras Hindu University, Varanasi, within 15 days after declaration of their results.

Counselling for admission to UG Courses (MBBS/BDS) is tentatively scheduled for 4thJuly, 2014. Individual letters to the successful candidates based on their rank in the AIPMT 2014 will be sent by Registered post/Speed Post giving the exact date of counselling. Applicants should check the BHU/IMS website from time to time for updates.

496 constable vacancies in ITBP

496 constable vacancies in ITBP
Indo - Tibetan Border Police (ITBP) called for following vacancies
1. constable / Tradesman
(Tailor, Gardner, Cobbler, Water Career, Safayi Karmachari, cook, washer man, Barber  )
Total Vacancies: 496
All opportunities are temporary
Womens can apply to Tailor post.
For more details visit www.itbpolice.nic.in

Biotechnology in Kerala

Biotechnology is one of the promising courses. It opens a vast world of opportunity. You can success in this field only if you are interested and enthusiastic. Otherwise don’t select these courses. Everyday this field is flourishing with inventions. You have to update with latest technology.  There are lot of opportunity for advanced studies and researches in this field.

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There are more than 20 centers providing MSC biotechnology in Kerala.

1.       Biotechnology department – CUSAT

2.       Biotechnology department – Calicut university

3.       School of life science at Talasseri and Paliyod under Kannur university 

4.       School of Bioscience under MG university 

Bio Informatics courses in Kerala 

List of colleges providing facility for bio informatics

1.       Cristu Jyothi college of management & Technology. Kurisumood PO, Chethippuzha, Chaganasseri

2.       Mar Agastinos college, Ramapuram, Kottayam

3.       Aqinas college, Idakkochi

4.       Mar Athanesyaous college, Kothamangalam

5.       UC College, Aluva

6.       MA College for advanced Studies, Tiruvalla

Biochemistry and Medical Biochemistry courses in Kerala

1.                   PMG college, Devagiri

2.                   Kesari arts and science and technology, North Paravoor

3.                   Sofi Institute for advanced study, Vazhayoor, Malappuram

4.                   Sreekrishna college, Guruvayoor

MSC Biochemistry courses in Kerala

1.       Royal Institute of Science & Technology. Mannapparap, Kappur village, Palakkadu

2.       School of Bioscience – MG university

3.       SB College Changanasseri

4.       SSG College – Perumbavoor

5.       MA college of Advanced Studies – Tiruvalla

Medical Biochemistry courses in Kerala

1.       School of health sciences – Palayad, talasseri

2.       School of medical education. Main campus, Aarpookkara, Gandinagar, Kottyam.

3.       Health sciences department – Calicut university campus.

Knowledge in Malayalam is Must to get Government Jobs in Kerala

Kerala government is taking stringent actions to promote Malayalam.  As part of it, knowledge in Malayalam is must to get a government job in Kerala.
Some MLA form Edukki and other districts where many peoples are talking some other language, raised some voice against this decision. So government decided to put some concession for that people. But they must learn Malayalam and they must write Malayalam exam conducted by PSC.